But I brush three times a day!
Yes, I floss!
No, these are NOT my teeth but I did just get back from the dentist.
I had a very brief but fascinating conversation with Nicole, my hygienist. Ah-hem, my teeth were very nice and easy to clean -not much scraping. Pictures not forthcoming.
Anyway, Nicole said that it's amazing how gunky the teeth are that people come in with. I get it, we've all seen some nasty teeth before. But I busted out laughing when she said in all seriousness, and a fair degree of faith in her clients, that many of these people will say some version of, "But I brush three times a day and floss!"
Look, I could go on but...what a scam! Here is where I'm looking today: Where am I gunked up, in denial and acting as if I'm doing all I can do while the results are there for all with eyes to see?
With Sparkling Teeth and Looking Elsewhere,
RR
Great message... The picture... Uhhh, oh man, glad I ate lunch hours ago. Oooph
ReplyDeleteIt's a bit over the top. Kind of, uh, too much.
ReplyDeleteWhat does a life like those teeth look like?
Yeah, you really need to replace that photo with something less revolting...it ain't doin' nobody no good as it is.
ReplyDeleteThat's only 20% as gross as yesterday's. Carry on.
ReplyDeleteI almost lost all credibility with the choppers I had up there before. Thanks for saving me, guys!
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